{"id":227,"date":"2014-10-04T00:01:49","date_gmt":"2014-10-04T00:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/?p=227"},"modified":"2014-10-04T00:33:44","modified_gmt":"2014-10-04T00:33:44","slug":"motion-picture-purgatory-house-of-wax-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/?p=227","title":{"rendered":"MOTION PICTURE PURGATORY: \u201cHouse of Wax\u201d (2005)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cHouse of Whack-Offs!\u201d Welcome to the Commemorative Paris Hilton Wax Museum. Do you remember Paris Hilton? I unfortunately did fall under her spell during her inexplicable heyday. Her rise to stardumb made me laugh &amp; I needed a good laugh. Even wondered why she never got reinvented as the next John Waters starlet, but apparently Waters didn\u2019t consider her his brand of \u201ctrash.\u201d What\u2019s she even doing these days? I don\u2019t have a TV anymore so I lost track. Halloween\u2019s coming; who\u2019s dressing up this year as classic horror movie character Paris Hilton from this unwatchable remake of the 1953 Vincent Price 3D flick? Go all out &amp; have pals dress up as Hilton&#8217;s sidekick Nicole Richie fisting a cow! Original header for the 2005 Montreal Mirror publication of this comic strip movie review: \u201cHouse of Whack-Offs!\u201d\u00a0(To see full-sized, keep clicking on the image to open it in a new window &amp; use the magnify function).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/house_of_wax_2005.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-228 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/house_of_wax_2005-663x1024.jpg\" alt=\"house_of_wax_2005\" width=\"663\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/house_of_wax_2005-663x1024.jpg 663w, http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/house_of_wax_2005-194x300.jpg 194w, http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/house_of_wax_2005.jpg 936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 663px) 100vw, 663px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Original art for sale for $100.00 CAD. Includes three items total: The pencil art preliminaries, the original finished B&amp;W inks (signed &amp; dated by author\/artist Rick Trembles in pencil on the back), &amp; a color newsprint tear-sheet (or B&amp;W gray tones, depending on when it came out) from where it was originally published. Postage &amp; framing not included. Motion Picture Purgatory Volumes One &amp; Two available at <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"FAB Press\" href=\"http:\/\/www.fabpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">FAB Press<\/a><\/span>. For original art info, contact Rick Trembles @ ricktrembles (at) hotmail (dot) com.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cHouse of Whack-Offs!\u201d Welcome to the Commemorative Paris Hilton Wax Museum. Do you remember Paris Hilton? I unfortunately did fall under her spell during her inexplicable heyday. Her rise to stardumb made me laugh &amp; I needed a good laugh. Even wondered why she never got reinvented as the next John Waters starlet, but apparently [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":228,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-motion-picture-purgatory"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions\/235"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}