{"id":183,"date":"2014-08-19T03:12:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T03:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/?p=183"},"modified":"2014-08-19T03:39:13","modified_gmt":"2014-08-19T03:39:13","slug":"motion-picture-purgatory-david-cronenbergs-remake-of-the-fly-1986","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/?p=183","title":{"rendered":"MOTION PICTURE PURGATORY: \u201cDavid Cronenberg\u2019s remake of The Fly\u201d (1986)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No joke, this movie actually made me catch a housefly, jerk off into a jar, &amp; then trap the thing in there to see if it\u2019d lay maggot eggs into my jizz &amp; make me the proud pappy of a fly-baby. Instead, my sploodge must have killed the poor thing, because I found it dead the next morning. This one\u2019s a real oldie, dating back to my first stint at The Montreal Mirror before they fired me for being \u201canti-women.\u201d And after I tried my best to breed with a bug, too! (What you\u2019re seeing here is an actual blowup from the original yellowing 28-year-old newsprint). When this one came out, the owners of a local midnight movie repertory theatre asked if I\u2019d be interested in putting together a book of my Motion Picture Purgatories, but I think I cheesed the deal when I insisted on not only 3D comix &amp; pop-up sections, but pop-up sections printed with anaglyphic red &amp; blue on them necessitating 3D glasses for a multiple headache-inducing double-triple-quadruple-3D effect! And don\u2019t you go stealing this thousand-dollar idea off me now, because I\u2019d STILL like to make this meta-gimmick happen. Contact me for deets if you\u2019re game, lame-o!\u00a0(To see full-sized, keep clicking on the image to open it in a new window &amp; use the magnify function).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/david_cronenberg_the_fly.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-184 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/david_cronenberg_the_fly-753x1024.jpg\" alt=\"david_cronenberg_the_fly\" width=\"753\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/david_cronenberg_the_fly-753x1024.jpg 753w, http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/david_cronenberg_the_fly-220x300.jpg 220w, http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/david_cronenberg_the_fly.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 753px) 100vw, 753px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Original art for sale for $100.00 CAD. This one would only come with the original B&amp;W ink art since the pencils are lost, &amp; I only have one newsprint tear-sheet from where it was originally published in 1986; The Montreal Mirror, which I have to keep for my own archives. Postage &amp; framing not included. Motion Picture Purgatory Volumes One &amp; Two available at <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"FAB Press\" href=\"http:\/\/www.fabpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">FAB Press<\/a><\/span>. For original art info, contact Rick Trembles @ ricktrembles (at) hotmail (dot) com.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No joke, this movie actually made me catch a housefly, jerk off into a jar, &amp; then trap the thing in there to see if it\u2019d lay maggot eggs into my jizz &amp; make me the proud pappy of a fly-baby. Instead, my sploodge must have killed the poor thing, because I found it dead [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-motion-picture-purgatory"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions\/187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snubdom.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}